YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: hello
▲: sup
▼: hey dave
▲: hey egbert
▲: whatcha doing here
▼: other than talking to you?
▲: pff
▲: sure
▼: trying to find my other shoe
▲: uhh huuuhhh and what happened to it
▼: i don't know
▼: that's why i'm looking for it
▲: heh did vantas shove it up your ass or something
▼: no he didn't!
▼: it's somewhere in my room.
▲: pf oh relax john
▼: i am relaxed.
▼: completely chill.
▼: see?
▲: yep
▲: i see that
▲: through these dark fucking shades
▼: take them off then
▲: fraid i cant do that
▼: why not?
▲: Oh john you just dont understand
▲: i was born with them
▼: no you weren't
▼: no one is born with shades on.
▲: well
▲: i was
▼: i bet if i asked your brother he would say you weren't
▲: oh bs
▲: he knows i was
▼: you are so full of bs
▲: you love it
▼: yeah yeah
▲: Dont be afraid to admit it john
▼: admit what?
▲: we all know you have a hug homo crush on nick cage
▼: i do not!
▲: sure sure
▼: why do you say that?
▲: because its ture
▲: true*
▼: is not!
▼: i don't have a crush on him
▲: are you suggesting your crushing on someone else
▼: maybe
▼: yes
▲: oooo
▼: what?
▲: who is it egbert
▼: a person
▲: jesus christ i know that
▼: no i would never have guessed
▲: heh
▲: its a dude huh
▼: how did you know that?
▼: wait no
▼: not at all
▲: holy shit it is
▲: and all these years
▲: you said you werent homo
▼: yeah yeah
▼: shut up now
▲: wow well ok then
▲: cute
▼: it is not
▼: we do not ever speak of this again
▲: but john
▲: it is cute
▼: it is not
▼: we will never speak of this
▼: so how's your day>
▼: ?
▲: oh its been good
▲: perfect
▼: glad to hear it
▲: I guess
▲: i bet your dying to know why
▼: because im so interested in everything you do of every moment of your day
▲: exactly
▼: continue mr. strider
▲: all egberts are intrested in what people have to do
▲: espically intrested in striders
▼: not especially
▲: lies
▲: lies mr. egbert
▲: lies
▼: no no lies
▼: truth
▲: nu uh your total lying
▲: hell i bet you get off on the thought of little cal
▼: no
▼: not ever
▼: that is disgusting
▼: why would you do that?
▲: heh
▲: just to make you think about it
▲: let it sink in
▼: no
▼: no
▼: no
▼: no
▼: shut up now
▼: la
▼: la la la
▲: jesus john
▲: dude no ok i want to play the guessing game like i wanna try and figure out who have a major crush on
▲: who you*
▼: no we can skip this
▲: nope
▲: we cant skip this
▼: yes we can
▲: no way john
▼: why are you so curious?
▲: why arent i?
▲: our little john has a crush on a dude
▲: rose would be flipping her shit
▼: why would rose care?
▲: eh rose is rose
▼: trust me i know
▲: oh sure whatever anyways
▲: i bet its vantas
▼: nope
▲: hm....what about that english dude
▲: the one my brother is totally in love with
▼: ewww no
▲: hmmmm
▲: wait
▲: john
▼: dave
▲: that only really leaves...me?
▼: i am saying nothing
▲: holy fuck
▼: nope nothing
▲: John are you serious
▼: lips are zipped
▼: not saying a word
▲: no john
▲: seriously
▼: ...
▲: John
▲: i like you too ok
▼: wait what?
▲: im not repeating myself john
▲: you have eyes
▼: are you serious?
▼: because if you're kidding that's a dick move
▼: even for you
▲: nope dead serious
▼: well yay?
▲: yes yay
▼: im freaking out a bit here
▲: Yeah ik
▲: same
▲: kinda
▼: uhm can you let me freak out for a moment and then i'll come back and talk to you?
▲: take your time
▲: i can wait
▲: i have all the time in the world~
▼: okay whew
▼: back
▼: this is really really awesome
▲: it is john i agree really
▼: when did you start liking me?
▼: i'm pretty curious now.
▲: well
▲: ive liked you for a long time actually
▼: really since when?
▲: since.....ever?
▼: aww
▲: yeah...well glad we told each other?
▼: very glad
▼: this is the best thing ever
▲: heh...i wish you could come over
▲: but you know
▲: im in texas
▼: i know
▼: if you could see my smile right now
▲: if you could see mine
▲: i even took my shades off
▼: le gasp!
▲: hehe
▼: youre a dork
▲: so are you
▲: my dork
▼: i am not a dork
▼: i am cool
▲: nah your a dork. an adorable dork that only an egbert could pull off
▼: i am not adorable either
▼: i am handsome
▼: youre adorable
▲: sigh
▲: fine
▲: Your handsome and im adorable
▼: thank you
▲: of course
▲: dork
▼: pfft
▼: you're the dork here
▼: with your ironic shades
▼: and your cute smile which i just said nothing you will not pay attention to it
▲: aw
▲: your a princess then
▼: nope im youre knight
▼: in shining armor
▲: no way
▲: im your knight
▼: uh uh
▲: always
▲: your my princess and im your knight
▼: why do i have to be stuck in a tower?
▲: so i can rescue you
▼: what if i want to rescue you?
▲: Hmmm i dunno~
▼: i bet i'm stronger than you
▲: pf
▲: your so cute
▼: ha ha dave
▼: but seriously i bet i am
▲: oh whatever
▲: how about
▲: dorky princess John?
▼: dorky princess dave?
▲: Pff--Were both dorky princess's
▼: nope im a knight
▼: and i get to rescue you
▲: only if i get to rescue you firt
▲: first*
▼: deal
▲: amazing
▲: i'll look forward to it
▼: hey dave
▲: mhm?
▼: would you want to come over for christmas break?
▲: Whoa
▲: fuck yes
▼: he he
▲: That'd be the best thing ever
▼: right?
▲: definatly
▼: i know what im getting you for christmas
▲: I'll be excited
▼: im sure you will
▲: Already am ((Hey maybe do you wanna fast forward to that? UvU where Dave goes to John's for christmas? ^^))
▼: ((Yes!))
▲: (( yay, do you mind if we switch over to Paragraph? ; v ; ))
▼: ((Sure! I'll start at the airport?))
▲: ((Great!))
▲: ((go ahed >W<))
▼: John and his Dad were sitting by the terminal with John bouncing up and down because he couldn't wait to see Dave and he was ready to cuddle the shit out of him. When the terminal was announced he stood up on his tip toes hoping to see him.
▲: Dave eventually came into view, A red suitcase in his hand. His shades were surprisingly atop his head. He looked around a bit before he caught eye of John, A smile crawling onto his face.


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JUST WHEN IT WAS GONNA GET GOOD.
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TROLLPLAY
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I LOST CONNECTION
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JOHN
JOHN
WHOEVER YOU WERE
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I HOPE I FIND YOU
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